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madisonoomiller
  • Town/Country : Milford, USA
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML

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On 02/12/2013 at 3:15pm - animals - by Turdfoot (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the leash because we were the only people around. He was delighted to find a dead seal carcass and roll around in its remains. We then had a 3 hour drive home. FML

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