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- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…
- Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to… Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it,… Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger…
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, while on holiday in Morocco, I got arrested by a cop. “Sir, you were driving at 90 instead… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…