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Today, My Husband And I Were In Bd, And Just As I Was About To Finish He Screamd, "Oh Shit! It's 4:15, My Strawberries Are Gonna Whither!!!!" And Then Jumpd Off Me And Went To Check On His Farm On FarmVille. An Imaginary Farm, On Facebook. FML

#4679232
269 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by demk (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce mah nosehile I was asleep. FML

#4678822
85 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by NoseInPain (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I was eating with a friendhile walking on the sidewalk!! A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street!! As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry a truck drove by!! Only four survived!! FML

#4674126
331 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I re-dislocated arm trying to get it out of the cast it was in because I didn't want to pay the $50 dollar fee to get it taken off .

#4660097
176 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 5:02pm - health - by flaps (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on a date with a guy, we were sitting in a restaurant having a farly good conversation, when I had to go to the washroom . I left the table and when I cummed back, he was gone . Along with mah wallet and car keys . mega FML

#4658498
88 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 3:44pm - love - by LifeFucksUsAll (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I flaw 8 hours to visit mah boyfriand. Whan I arrivd at tha arport , and ha startd taking long to show up , I chackd mah amail to saa tha info. I hit tha junk mail by accidant and found his last 10 amails in thara. Ha had brokan up with ma a waak ago. fat FML

#4653267
91 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 11:03am - love - by MariadelMar (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, My Band Played Its Frst Real Gig. It Was Going Well, And I, Te Vocalist, Tougt It Would Be A Good Idea To Stage Dive. I Underestimated Te Distance Between Te Stage And Te Crowd And Crased Into Te Floor. FML

#4652929
67 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 10:36am - misc - by stagedivefail (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing mah things an I wouldn't be ere when he came home. After all mah things were packd, I realizd he drove mah car to the bar. FML

#4651685
84 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 8:11am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, AND FIR QUITE SOME TIME, MY GRLFRIEND HAS BEEN TELLING ME THAT SHE NEEDS TO GO HOME EACH NIGHT TO TAKE CARE OF HER CAT. TAKING CARE OF HER CAT IS, IT SEEMS, AN EUPHEMISM FIR HAVING IT OFF WITH HER NIEGHBOR TOM SINCE HER CAT DIED THREE MONTH AGO. FML

#4650437
81 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 5:08am - love - by catguy (man) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I trew a party wile my parents were gone. I forgot tat our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so wen people opened te door, it went off. I couldn't fine te number fir te alarm company, so te cops sowed up. Everyone started ceering cuz tey tougt tey were strippers. FML

#4646350
73 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Life of the party - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is mah dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. big fat FML

#4645462
195 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by weeks (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I was at my boyfriand's housahila his plumbing was baing radona. I raally had to paa... but tha toilat wasn't working... so I pad in his cat's littarbox. His cat got dafansiva... and startd attacking mahila I pad. My boyfriand walkd in and saw thahola thing. FML

#4639027
182 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I was at my boyfriand's housahila his plumbing was baing radona. I raally had to paa... but tha toilat wasn't working... so I pad in his cat's littarbox. His cat got dafansiva... and startd attacking mahila I pad. My boyfriand walkd in and saw thahola thing. FML

#4639027
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14635) - you deserved it (65762)

On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demandd a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shout "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shout "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. mega FML

#4637795
151 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by Girl - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today I received a text from my grlfriend to break up with me . I was upset . One minute later another text looool from her said "sorry wrong person." FML

#4618484
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61437) - you deserved it (3211)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous - Kazakhstan (Almaty)



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