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maddmaxx10
  • Town/Country : West Virginia, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 December 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 72
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML

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75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48360) - you deserved it (3196)

On 08/08/2013 at 5:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35131) - you deserved it (5813)

On 08/04/2013 at 1:29am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML

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78 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 3:06am - misc - by redneckfamily - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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172 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML

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On 12/07/2009 at 3:54am - animals - by SeeMeInTheDark (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he thinks about long term relationships. He said, "Our relationship is kinda like having a dog. Chances are, your dog is going to die pretty quickly, before you do. Dogs and humans just aren't meant to be together forever." He compared me to a dying dog. FML

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On 04/19/2009 at 4:49pm - love - by wvugirl (woman) - United States (West Virginia)



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