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Today, I fell asleep in class. One minute I'm listening to a lecture, and twenty-five minutes later, I'm waking up screaming in agony in front of everyone after biting my tongue in my sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16003) - you deserved it (9800)

On 09/28/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered how pathetically introverted I am when during a car ride with my family, I said, "I really like this song" and my parents gasped because they didn't realize I was in the back seat. And I'm their only child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25161) - you deserved it (2075)

On 08/06/2012 at 1:41am - misc - by mississippi123 - United States (California)

Today, I was in the car with my daughter, when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5338) - you deserved it (27888)

On 04/16/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by DJ Clitter (man) - United States

Today, my dad woke me up for the second time to get me ready for school. Wanting me to prove I was really awake, he made me sit up. As soon as he left my room, I dozed off and faceplanted my nightstand. FML

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On 04/04/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Username - United States (Kansas)



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