About maddieick : I love reading Fml and I love reading the comments, especially when people are corrected for being a dumb arse.
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maddieick's favorite FMLs
Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
by smart move there / 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm / Ireland (Kildare) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm / United States / Money
Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML
by ouch / 04/28/2012 at 2:54am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
by gottalovefriends / 04/23/2012 at 12:04am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
by girly / 04/12/2012 at 12:06am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by vanessax / 04/11/2012 at 1:04am / United States (Indiana) / Kids
by anonymous / 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm / United States (Texas) / Geek
by Deadman / 04/02/2012 at 9:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Jeff make / 04/01/2012 at 10:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
by ohhdear.___. / 03/26/2012 at 10:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by pmek / 03/26/2012 at 5:11am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 9:20am / United States (New Mexico) / Love
by goldfish / 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Work
- Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and… Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a… Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he…
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.… Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the…