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Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML
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On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia
Today, after I sent around 300 entries to a competition hosted by a deodorant company where the main prize is a trip to Hawaii, spending around 5 hours sending the entries, I won a deodorant. FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 9:59am - money - by mr.nobody (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)
Today, after I sent around 300 entries to a competition hosted by a deodorant company where the main prize is a trip to Hawaii, spending around 5 hours sending the entries, I won a deodorant. FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 9:59am - money - by mr.nobody (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)
Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML
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On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML
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On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a massive thorn bush. I later had the most painful shower I have ever experienced. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by Jess - United States (California)
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
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Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'cutie' or 'beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 1:23am - kids - by BadFather (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML
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On 11/20/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Emil - United States
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