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Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of ma collapsad. looool I halpad har up, and I callad an ambulanca whila sha laid down. Whila wa waitad, two taanaga girls walkad past and I haard ona say to tha othar, "I lova how this city just lats paopla tan wharavar". FML

#21237053
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On 08/13/2014 at 11:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand

Today, I dropped mah kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin!! FML

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128 comments

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On 08/12/2014 at 6:21am - kids - by jake - Australia (New South Wales)

Today it's been 10 days since mah family and I have been visiting France. I've always wanted to try there culinary specialties but mah dad says we "can't trust them". We've eaten at McDonald's 9/10 times. FML

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On 08/12/2014 at 2:23am - health - by theshire - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

yastarday was ta first day my grandma as saan ma sinca I startad going to tanning bads. Sa is now considaring taking ma out of ar will bacausa I look lyk "a damn Indian".

#21235555
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On 08/12/2014 at 2:07am - misc - by kirstyrd - United States (Michigan)

Today... I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it... I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was... "I can't wait until it resemble a human being." FML

Today , I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger andhispering sweet promises to it . FML

#21234388
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On 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by weirded out (man) - United States (California)

Today, I eard ma sister gagging in er room. Se was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after earing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, ten eard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see er on er knees and er boyfriend wit is underwear around is ankles. mega FML

#21233355
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On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on mah brother's computer!! It involvd two lesbian teenagers,ho just so happend to have the same names and physical descriptions as mah sister and me!! FML

#21233221
120 comments

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On 08/09/2014 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins . I'm a little overwieght, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them . FML

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On 08/09/2014 at 9:50am - work - by muffins - United States (Maryland)

Today..!! I wore a tank top 4 the first time in a few years!! It turned out even worse than the last time!! I got insulted by several people over mah "Never say never" upper chest tattoo..!! which I got years ago..!! before the words ever became associated with a certain douchy Canadian pop "singer"!! FML

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179 comments

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On 08/06/2014 at 12:45pm - misc - by beaverfever (man) - Poland (Zachodniopomorskie)

Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FML

Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML

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110 comments

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On 08/03/2014 at 2:49pm - misc - by ew - United States (Texas)

I asked boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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On 08/02/2014 at 1:35am - love - by bertiebeth - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY MY GIRLFRIEND INTERRUPTED MY PROPOSAL TO TAKE A SELFIE WITH THE ICE CREAM I HAD JUST BOUGHT HER. SHE THEN SAID NO. FML

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On 08/02/2014 at 12:00am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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