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mad_hatter0666
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 October 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1192
  • Number of comments : 210
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About mad_hatter0666 : Lover of all things Japanese, Korean, World History and Space.

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Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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773 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53191) - you deserved it (417562)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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79 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 8:16am - money - by Recon (man) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342
700 comments

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On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

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20 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marines' Girlfriend". I'm a straight 16 year old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML

#168522
76 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Elis (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML

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34 comments

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On 02/25/2009 at 2:25am - work - by yawho (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML

#122747
103 comments

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On 02/24/2009 at 12:47pm - kids - by ripdivine (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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137 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

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On 01/20/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

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82 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)



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