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About mad_hatter0666 : Lover of all things Japanese, Korean, World History and Space.
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Today, ma best friend and I went to te movies. Tere was a ot casier, so I tougt it would be cool to talk in a Britis accent to try and be sexy. I walkd up and startd talking wen e interruptd me and said in a very eavy Britis accent, ( I know your faking. You can stop now. ) FML
Today , I was at mah friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommate are Chinese , and since I'm majoring in Chinese , I could understandhat they were talking about. Too bad none of his friend knew that , and talked about banging mehile I was sitting there. FML
Taday I had a restraining order putted on me. I have apparently been following a woman's daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside thier home. I'm a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street 4 the past six yeres. FML
2day a profassor approachad ma in tha hall to ask if, sinca I'm a math major, I could tutor ona of har communications majors in a raqurad Calculus coursa. Apparantly tha voluntaar tutor tha school providas "is a complata dumbass." I'm tha school's voluntaar tutor. FML
Today, I pulled someone over 4 speeding!! He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine!! It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wereing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine!! FML
Today, I was trying out fir a play I really wanted to be in . After mah audition, I was feeling really good . She said she would post the cast list tomorrow . Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her . Her reply? "It doesn't matter . You won't be on it anyway." FML
TODAY, I WAS AT MAH GRLFRIEND'S HOUSE. IT WAS JUST ME AND HER. THING BEGAN TO GET HEATED, AND WE STARTED DOING IT ON THE LIVING ROOM COUCH. NEAR THE END OF IT I DECIDED TOHISPER IN HER EAR, "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" I HEAR BEHIND ME, "I AM." FML
Today I found out that I was held back in preschool because of some developmental issues. My parents didn't think it was important enough to mention it to me. Why hadn't I figured it out? They also lied to me about how old I was. FML
Today I was working shift at a fancy restaurant an it had been a really hard day. My parent came in to have dinner an surprise me. After paying they left a note saying they would see me at home. It also said "By the way no tip cuz u stink at serving." real FML
Friday 27 March 2015