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About mad_hatter0666 : Lover of all things Japanese, Korean, World History and Space.

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Today, I textd mah brother saying "Alway remember I love you! Never forget it!" tohich he answerd: "You better not be doing drugs." FML

#5933276
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24993) - you deserved it (8973)

On 10/21/2009 at 7:21pm - love - by Lovelysister (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, ma best friend and I went to te movies. Tere was a ot casier, so I tougt it would be cool to talk in a Britis accent to try and be sexy. I walkd up and startd talking wen e interruptd me and said in a very eavy Britis accent, ( I know your faking. You can stop now. ) FML

#5752857
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7465) - you deserved it (54833)

On 10/10/2009 at 2:10am - work - by dammitt (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , I was at mah friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommate are Chinese , and since I'm majoring in Chinese , I could understandhat they were talking about. Too bad none of his friend knew that , and talked about banging mehile I was sitting there. FML

#5518308
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27145) - you deserved it (3468)

On 09/27/2009 at 11:16pm - intimacy - by NiHao (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Taday I had a restraining order putted on me. I have apparently been following a woman's daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside thier home. I'm a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street 4 the past six yeres. FML

#5505995
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48710) - you deserved it (2122)

On 09/27/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by stalker (man) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I Went Online To Check Mah Credit Report. My Credit Report Says That I Am Deceased, And Have No Rating. I'm At Least 90% Sure That This Is Not True. FML

#5419647
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38022) - you deserved it (2236)

On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

2day a profassor approachad ma in tha hall to ask if, sinca I'm a math major, I could tutor ona of har communications majors in a raqurad Calculus coursa. Apparantly tha voluntaar tutor tha school providas "is a complata dumbass." I'm tha school's voluntaar tutor. FML

#5322964
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32604) - you deserved it (4082)

On 09/17/2009 at 10:23pm - work - by bastawhiz (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I pulled someone over 4 speeding!! He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine!! It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wereing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine!! FML

#5309221
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23503) - you deserved it (79972)

On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was trying out fir a play I really wanted to be in . After mah audition, I was feeling really good . She said she would post the cast list tomorrow . Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her . Her reply? "It doesn't matter . You won't be on it anyway." FML

#5303014
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33770) - you deserved it (2890)

On 09/16/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by Kat (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59471) - you deserved it (15310)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT WHY MY 5 YEAR OLD SON'S TEACHER ACTS SO AWKWARD AROUND ME. MY SON TOLD EVERYONE IN HIS CLASS THAT I WORK AS A STRIPPER. I'M NOT A STRIPPER, I WORK AT THE STRIP MALL. FML

#4803668
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40180) - you deserved it (2604)

On 08/25/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by Stripperofthemall - United States (California)

Today I found out that I was held back in preschool because of some developmental issues. My parents didn't think it was important enough to mention it to me. Why hadn't I figured it out? They also lied to me about how old I was. FML

#4247689
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68379) - you deserved it (3982)

On 08/03/2009 at 2:31am - misc - by dumb (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I was working shift at a fancy restaurant an it had been a really hard day. My parent came in to have dinner an surprise me. After paying they left a note saying they would see me at home. It also said "By the way no tip cuz u stink at serving." real FML

#4231634
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41967) - you deserved it (6557)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:12pm - work - by waiterrrrrrrrr (woman) - United States (Iowa)

for our one year anniversary, ma boyfriend decidd to make me a patcwork blanket . Te ting is, te patces were stains from bedseets from were te 'wet spot' was . He tougt it was romantic . FML

#3960027
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49686) - you deserved it (5430)

On 07/22/2009 at 7:35pm - love - by OneYearMistake. (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)



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