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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About mad_hatter0666 : Lover of all things Japanese, Korean, World History and Space.

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Today, husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheret behind back and lying about where he was was out of respect fir me. He thinks I'm ungrateful fir not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML

#13380093
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31505) - you deserved it (2786)

On 10/09/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Yastarday, I noticd that mah wifa changd har status on Facabook to "widow" and a lot of stranga guys commantd saying stuff lyk "Finally." Last I chackd, I'm not daad. FML

#13352571
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42903) - you deserved it (2897)

On 10/07/2010 at 6:10am - love - by Alex - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY , BOYFRIEND FOUND OUT I HAVE OCD. WHEN I TOUCH SOMETHING WITH ONE HAND I HAVE TO TOUCH IT WITH THE OTHER OR I FREAK. AFTER I BRUSHED HIS FACE WITH THE BACK OF HAND HE TACKLED ME TO THE FLOOR , HELD ME DOWN , AN LAUGHED AT ME WHILE I PANICKED AN TRIED TO TOUCH HIM WITH OTHER HAND. FML

#13351667
422 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , after years of waiting , mah mom and I finally received a check from Child Support Services. Excited , I opened it up to fine a check from mah dad , written out 4 45 cents. Which pays 4 maybe half a loaf of bread. real FML

#13350704
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29214) - you deserved it (2980)

On 10/07/2010 at 12:39am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, parents gave me birthday present. Two weeks ago, I ordered an xbox online. Three days ago, it cummed to house, and parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for birthday. That's all they got me. looool FML

#13347078
107 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 8:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me an promisd it'd be all right, an he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, an dumpd me when I remindd him. FML

#13339681
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36218) - you deserved it (5330)

On 10/06/2010 at 3:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I missd my own surprise party because, having hered it being plannd, I though it was going to be an intervention. FML

#13328394
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7580) - you deserved it (40359)

On 10/05/2010 at 10:36am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I Found Out Mah Older Brother Putted Tanning Lotion In The Lotion I Use To Masturbate With. Now I Have Orange Palms And An Orange Penis Which Won't Go Away 4 Weeks. FML

#13278835
321 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by caughtorangehanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY..!! AT WORK..!! AN OLD LADY CAME TROUG MA LINE TO BUY SOME GROCERIES!! SE TOLD ME SE LOST ER PURSE AND WAS A LITTLE SORT!! IT WAS BUSY..!! SO I PULLED OUT MA LITTLE PURSE AND GAVE ER TE MONEY SE NEEDED!! A FEW MINUTE LATER SE RETURNED WIT MA BOSS..!! INSISTING TAT MA PURSE WAS ERS!! MEGA FML

#13204000
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33365) - you deserved it (2944)

On 09/26/2010 at 12:59am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I told ma 3 year old daugter to beave or I'd spank er. Se looked rigt at me an said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

2day my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping , she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny , causing a lot of people to stare in our drection. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

#12975254
274 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today... I woka up from a draam inhich I had a panis. Apparantly I talk in mah slaap... bacausa mah boyfriand kapt staring at mah crotch. FML

#12915850
158 comments

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On 09/05/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by urgg (woman) - United States

Today, mina an my boyfriand's concarns that wa ara too loud in bad wara dafinitaly confirmadhan his antira family stoppad tha movia thay wara watching an vacatad tha cinama room locatad diractly balow us . Thay raturnad an rasumad ahila aftar wa wara finishad . FML

#12622107
81 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 7:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY MAH FIANCÉ INVITAD HIS PRAGNANT CO-WORKAR FOR DINNAR. AFTAR WA FINISHAD AATING, HA SAT DOWN AN AXPLAINAD TO MA THAT HAR KID IS HIS AN THAT HA'S BAAN CHAATING ON MA WITH HAR FOR 5 MONTHS. SHA HAD A SMILA ON HAR FACA DURING THA ANTRA THING. FML

#12284629
368 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, mother-in-law groundd me cuz I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

#8916783
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37357) - you deserved it (4584)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States



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