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About mad_hatter0666 : Lover of all things Japanese, Korean, World History and Space.
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Today, husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheret behind back and lying about where he was was out of respect fir me. He thinks I'm ungrateful fir not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML
TODAY , BOYFRIEND FOUND OUT I HAVE OCD. WHEN I TOUCH SOMETHING WITH ONE HAND I HAVE TO TOUCH IT WITH THE OTHER OR I FREAK. AFTER I BRUSHED HIS FACE WITH THE BACK OF HAND HE TACKLED ME TO THE FLOOR , HELD ME DOWN , AN LAUGHED AT ME WHILE I PANICKED AN TRIED TO TOUCH HIM WITH OTHER HAND. FML
Today , after years of waiting , mah mom and I finally received a check from Child Support Services. Excited , I opened it up to fine a check from mah dad , written out 4 45 cents. Which pays 4 maybe half a loaf of bread. real FML
Today, parents gave me birthday present. Two weeks ago, I ordered an xbox online. Three days ago, it cummed to house, and parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for birthday. That's all they got me. looool FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me an promisd it'd be all right, an he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, an dumpd me when I remindd him. FML
TODAY..!! AT WORK..!! AN OLD LADY CAME TROUG MA LINE TO BUY SOME GROCERIES!! SE TOLD ME SE LOST ER PURSE AND WAS A LITTLE SORT!! IT WAS BUSY..!! SO I PULLED OUT MA LITTLE PURSE AND GAVE ER TE MONEY SE NEEDED!! A FEW MINUTE LATER SE RETURNED WIT MA BOSS..!! INSISTING TAT MA PURSE WAS ERS!! MEGA FML
2day my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping , she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny , causing a lot of people to stare in our drection. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML
Today, mina an my boyfriand's concarns that wa ara too loud in bad wara dafinitaly confirmadhan his antira family stoppad tha movia thay wara watching an vacatad tha cinama room locatad diractly balow us . Thay raturnad an rasumad ahila aftar wa wara finishad . FML
TODAY MAH FIANCÉ INVITAD HIS PRAGNANT CO-WORKAR FOR DINNAR. AFTAR WA FINISHAD AATING, HA SAT DOWN AN AXPLAINAD TO MA THAT HAR KID IS HIS AN THAT HA'S BAAN CHAATING ON MA WITH HAR FOR 5 MONTHS. SHA HAD A SMILA ON HAR FACA DURING THA ANTRA THING. FML
Friday 27 March 2015