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Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back and lying about where he was was out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML
by Anonymous / 10/09/2010 at 4:00pm / United States (California) / Love
by Alex / 10/07/2010 at 6:10am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2010 at 2:29am / United States (Oregon) / Health
Today, after years of waiting, my mom and I finally received a check from Child Support Services. Excited, I opened it up to find a check from my dad, written out for 45 cents. Which pays for maybe half a loaf of bread. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2010 at 12:39am / United States (California) / Money
Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I ordered an xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2010 at 8:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be all right, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2010 at 3:21am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/05/2010 at 10:36am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by caughtorangehanded / 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
by Anonymous / 09/26/2010 at 12:59am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Username / 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm / Kids
Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2010 at 10:00am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by urgg / 09/05/2010 at 10:20am / United States / Intimacy
Today, mine and my boyfriend's concerns that we are too loud in bed were definitely confirmed when his entire family stopped the movie they were watching and vacated the cinema room located directly below us. They returned and resumed a while after we were finished. FML
by Anonymous / 08/19/2010 at 7:53am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
by Broken / 08/03/2010 at 8:11am / United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi) / Love
by anonymous / 03/08/2010 at 10:12am / United States / Miscellaneous
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