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by kayadd33 / 04/10/2012 at 10:13am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/30/2011 at 7:38am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, six years after hurricane Katrina took everything from me, I received a letter in the mail from FEMA telling me that I have to repay them the money I received to replace what was lost. I have 30 days to repay $4,900 or the case will be sent into federal debt collection. FML
by fiendishkitty / 09/20/2011 at 1:53pm / United States (Texas) / Money
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
by mommydearest / 09/04/2011 at 12:08pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Love
by 44haley44 / 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
by John jacob / 06/13/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by a "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. And we continued to chat. FML
by IPityTheStool / 06/09/2011 at 9:22am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML
by Anonymous / 11/02/2010 at 8:17am / United States (California) / Kids
by monogamous / 10/28/2010 at 5:26am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML
by Anonymous / 10/22/2010 at 12:00am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 10:45am / Brunei Darussalam / Love
by fungettingdressed / 10/12/2010 at 8:57am / United States / Intimacy
by kronin / 10/12/2010 at 6:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me… Today, I found out that pinching the tip of the condom before you roll it down to the base is NOT a… Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he…
- Today, as I was walking to my car to go home from school, a bus parked right behind me. I couldn't… Today, while at my friends birthday party a girl that I have never met was taking low key pictures… Today, I decided it would be sexy and spice up my marriage to give myself a Brazilian wax. Although…