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About mad_hatter0666 : Lover of all things Japanese, Korean, World History and Space.

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mad_hatter0666's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

Today, I learned that when the power goes out at my house, my family thinks you can no longer flush the toilet. FML

#18109822
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27397) - you deserved it (2824)

On 10/30/2011 at 7:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, six years after hurricane Katrina took everything from me, I received a letter in the mail from FEMA telling me that I have to repay them the money I received to replace what was lost. I have 30 days to repay $4,900 or the case will be sent into federal debt collection. FML

#17788058
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43475) - you deserved it (3647)

On 09/20/2011 at 1:53pm - money - by fiendishkitty - United States (Texas)

Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML

#17661028
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27704) - you deserved it (3625)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08pm - love - by mommydearest (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
528 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20262) - you deserved it (52258)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML

#16639445
449 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48118) - you deserved it (5566)

On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by a "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. And we continued to chat. FML

#16575897
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32753) - you deserved it (6864)

On 06/09/2011 at 9:22am - health - by IPityTheStool (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80484) - you deserved it (6028)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

#15188063
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43015) - you deserved it (4874)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML

#13685830
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32652) - you deserved it (4494)

On 11/02/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

#13624123
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54439) - you deserved it (4321)

On 10/28/2010 at 5:26am - love - by monogamous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML

#13544893
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44723) - you deserved it (2449)

On 10/22/2010 at 12:00am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

#13432971
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41271) - you deserved it (3355)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

#13418490
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45160) - you deserved it (8155)

On 10/12/2010 at 8:57am - intimacy - by fungettingdressed - United States

Today, I woke up in a field 3 miles from where I'd passed out drunk. This wouldn't have been too bad if I didn't have to walk home through town without my pants. FML

#13417824
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7968) - you deserved it (34710)

On 10/12/2010 at 6:59am - misc - by kronin - United States



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