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  • Birth Date : Monday 22 August 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4718
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About macyinwonderland : Hey there.
I LOVE: anime, piano, manga, drawing, skateboarding, & video games *nerdy much?*
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macyinwonderland's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML


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On 06/14/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident I blurted out "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML


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On 05/31/2009 at 9:04am - misc - by yikes78 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while working my job as a cashier, one of the customers that came to the register was a midget. As part of store policy, I had to ID him, and his driver's license said he was from Florida. So I asked, without catching myself, "How's the weather down there?" FML


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On 05/09/2009 at 10:05pm - work - by Failoffel (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I told my girlfriend I needed someone to talk to because I just found out my aunt has cancer. She told me to talk to her in an hour, Spongebob was on. FML


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On 03/31/2009 at 10:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by thisreallysucks2 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML


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On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)

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