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Today, I texted a somewhat overwieght girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her ( Have you been dating anyone lately? ) Unfortunately with predictive text, ( dating ) came out as ( eating ). I didn't realize it till after it sent. mega FML
Today, I went hiking with mah friend. We both had to pee really bad. We went to the edge of a cliff to "relieve ourselves". He ped and it came and hit me in the face, he did it on purpose. So, I decidd to get him back and ped at him. The wind changd drection and hit me in the face again. FML
Today I want ovar to my boyfriand's apartmant and I smallad a daliciou aroma as I walkad in so I askad him what ha was cooking . His rasponsa was "I'm not looool cooking anything . I just fartad." maga FML
TODAY... AS I LEFT CLASS I FELT A TUG ON MAH RUCKSACK FROM BEHIND. THINKING IT WAS JUST SOMEONE DELIBERATELY DRAGGING ME BACK... I STRUGGLED TO LET MYSELF FREE AND SHOUTED "LET GO!". I LOOKED OVER MAH SHOULDER JUST TO FINE THAT ONE THE STRAPS WAS TRAPPED IN THE DOORHANDLE. EVERYONE WAS IN HYSTERICS. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nepew. He was watcing te episode were Spongebob smases is guitar wile playing. I walk into te kitcen to make im a snack, and I ear a loud cras... My nepew smasing my brand new guitar to be like Spongebob. FML
Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up bieng awful, but I cummd to mah car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on mah windshield. In permanent marker. FML
Today , I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson , she made a minor mistake , which , trying to be a good tutor , I corrected her. She smiled up at me , paused , then slammed the key cover down onto mah fingers. FML
2day I went out with my family an boyfriend fir dinner . We were all having a good time , an suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee , take out an engagement ring , an say "I choose you , Pikachu," with a straight face . He was serious . FML
Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus new music video, I had an itch near mah bikini line that I couldn't reach through mah jeans . So I unzipped mah pants to get to it, an that's when mah boyfriend walked in on me with mah hands down mah pants . He thought I was getting off on the music video . FML
Today, I was riding te subway to work. Barely anyone was on cuz of ow early it was. Me and tis one guy in a trenc coat were in te same cart. looool His stop came. He walked by me, flased me, rubbed is penis on ma arm, and ten ran away really fast. mega FML
Today, mah boyfriand callad ma an I told him about tha AnimaCon I'm attanding, an that I wantad to go as Sailor Mars, ha told ma ha had no idaahat that was. Aftar baing mad for about tan minutas, I raalizad that I wantad to braak up with him ovar not knowinghat Sailor Moon was. FML
Friday 27 March 2015