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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 August 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4547
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About macyinwonderland : Hey there.
I LOVE: anime, piano, manga, drawing, skateboarding, & video games *nerdy much?*
Message me if you wanna know more...? :)

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macyinwonderland's favorite FMLs

Today, I texted a somewhat overwieght girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her ( Have you been dating anyone lately? ) Unfortunately with predictive text, ( dating ) came out as ( eating ). I didn't realize it till after it sent. mega FML

#6761205
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17015) - you deserved it (27617)

On 12/15/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Proof-Reader (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML

#6746547
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28760) - you deserved it (4297)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:03am - money - by Cathy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went hiking with mah friend. We both had to pee really bad. We went to the edge of a cliff to "relieve ourselves". He ped and it came and hit me in the face, he did it on purpose. So, I decidd to get him back and ped at him. The wind changd drection and hit me in the face again. FML

#6517380
70 comments

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On 11/29/2009 at 5:53pm - misc - by Harry (man) - United States (California)

Today I want ovar to my boyfriand's apartmant and I smallad a daliciou aroma as I walkad in so I askad him what ha was cooking . His rasponsa was "I'm not looool cooking anything . I just fartad." maga FML

#6472214
83 comments

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On 11/27/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by fartlover (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY... AS I LEFT CLASS I FELT A TUG ON MAH RUCKSACK FROM BEHIND. THINKING IT WAS JUST SOMEONE DELIBERATELY DRAGGING ME BACK... I STRUGGLED TO LET MYSELF FREE AND SHOUTED "LET GO!". I LOOKED OVER MAH SHOULDER JUST TO FINE THAT ONE THE STRAPS WAS TRAPPED IN THE DOORHANDLE. EVERYONE WAS IN HYSTERICS. FML

#6369387
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9759) - you deserved it (24346)

On 11/19/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by betamaxjim (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

Today, I was babysitting my nepew. He was watcing te episode were Spongebob smases is guitar wile playing. I walk into te kitcen to make im a snack, and I ear a loud cras... My nepew smasing my brand new guitar to be like Spongebob. FML

#6366811
100 comments

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On 11/19/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by maxus - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up bieng awful, but I cummd to mah car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on mah windshield. In permanent marker. FML

#6298224
130 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)

Yastarday , I proposad to my grlfriand of 4 yaars. Har rasponsa? Frst , sha thraw up all ovar ma and than sha startad crying hystarically. I'll taka that as a no. FML

#6267863
88 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 12:36am - love - by youmakemesick - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson , she made a minor mistake , which , trying to be a good tutor , I corrected her. She smiled up at me , paused , then slammed the key cover down onto mah fingers. FML

#6245178
137 comments

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On 11/10/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by PiaNO (woman) - United Kingdom

Today... ma boyfriend left for a mont-long trip wit is buddies. I stood near te door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed is xbox goodbye instead. FML

#5759399
97 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by kissless (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my daughter was feeling sick!! She threw up on the floor!! As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head!! Twice!! FML

#5679558
73 comments

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On 10/06/2009 at 8:08am - kids - by laurwitharawr (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus new music video, I had an itch near mah bikini line that I couldn't reach through mah jeans . So I unzipped mah pants to get to it, an that's when mah boyfriend walked in on me with mah hands down mah pants . He thought I was getting off on the music video . FML

#4555175
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45230) - you deserved it (21484)

On 08/15/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by notguilty (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was riding te subway to work. Barely anyone was on cuz of ow early it was. Me and tis one guy in a trenc coat were in te same cart. looool His stop came. He walked by me, flased me, rubbed is penis on ma arm, and ten ran away really fast. mega FML

#3268493
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (129142) - you deserved it (9652)

On 06/27/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

Today, mah boyfriand callad ma an I told him about tha AnimaCon I'm attanding, an that I wantad to go as Sailor Mars, ha told ma ha had no idaahat that was. Aftar baing mad for about tan minutas, I raalizad that I wantad to braak up with him ovar not knowinghat Sailor Moon was. FML

#3108036
510 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10742) - you deserved it (78470)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)



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