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Today... I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My grlfriend lookd at it and said "Oh look... now he's R1-D1". It was super cute... but I couldn't help thinking... "That's not how the numbering system works 4 droids." FML
Taday I went into mah older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when mah boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using mah condoms. And yur boyfriend sounds lyk a girl when he climaxes." FML
Friday 27 March 2015