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Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25305) - you deserved it (6019)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:48am - intimacy - by lalararara - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21806) - you deserved it (7072)

On 03/04/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by fml1977 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version



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