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macgruberiscool
  • Town/Country : Michigan, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 October 1985 (28 years)
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  • Number of comments : 45
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Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

#6937557
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29023) - you deserved it (6667)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67694) - you deserved it (11293)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML

#6270812
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34773) - you deserved it (2462)

On 11/12/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by missmycomp (man) - Singapore

Today, in front of a bunch of people on my college campus, my mom grabbed my hand and lead me across the street. I'm 20. FML

#5912690
93 comments

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On 10/20/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by Watchyourstep - Sent from mobile version

Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp. FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by camp (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

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On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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