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macgruberiscool
  • Town/Country : Michigan, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 October 1985 (26 years)
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  • Number of comments : 45
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Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

#13945313 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (18114) - you deserved it (9216)

On 11/23/2010 at 1:50am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML

#13774014 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (26522) - you deserved it (2441)

On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking down the street and I passed two guys. As I went by, I heard one of guys whisper "Jeez, that girl looks like Donald Trump." FML

#13268131 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (16512) - you deserved it (2232)

On 09/30/2010 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

#13083024 (287)

I agree, your life sucks (25987) - you deserved it (27687)

On 09/17/2010 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

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Today, my husband won't talk to me because he got mad when I asked him what he thought about 'that lame performance last night'. He doesn't believe that I really was talking about football. FML

#13033071 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (20219) - you deserved it (5815)

On 09/13/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by GonnaBeLonley2night - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

#12822018 (264)

I agree, your life sucks (31076) - you deserved it (10652)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

#12438687 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (19326) - you deserved it (8803)

On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

#8743976 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (26488) - you deserved it (1448)

On 03/01/2010 at 8:17am - misc - by GuiltByTenuousAssociation (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple pages, I saw my uncle. FML

#8638968 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (31013) - you deserved it (1545)

On 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by grossuncle (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

#8512491 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (7358) - you deserved it (26538)

On 02/21/2010 at 10:16am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

#8265301 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (11905) - you deserved it (3389)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML

#7782514 (228)

I agree, your life sucks (22494) - you deserved it (3934)

On 02/01/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by boner (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

#7760741 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (18104) - you deserved it (2069)

On 01/31/2010 at 10:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had a wrestling match. Someone put Viagra in my waterbottle. FML

#7490616 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (36726) - you deserved it (2838)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by wrestler133 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

#7450090 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (2789) - you deserved it (51577)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by embareassed (man) - United States (Ohio)