About maceee_armstrong : I'm Macy. I'm 19, and I live in Memphis. I LOVE sports..basketball and football are my faves. My favorite movies are Saving private Ryan, gangs of new york, and fight club. I love to cook also. I paint and sing. I'm pretty cool I think...I'm real. Hit me up.(:
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by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 4:19am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 9:56am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 8:03am / Israel / Miscellaneous
by Andrew / 04/20/2011 at 12:31pm / United States / Intimacy
by bumpyroad / 04/17/2011 at 10:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by ZaraAce / 04/15/2011 at 7:38am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Love
by stolen / 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Baldy / 04/03/2011 at 5:16am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
by Now Single / 04/03/2011 at 4:06am / Reserved / Intimacy
Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML
by Anonymous / 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML
by FamilySecret / 01/29/2011 at 1:55am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML
by Anonymous / 12/31/2010 at 2:43am / United States (Washington) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…