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  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 October 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1756
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About maceee_armstrong : I'm Macy. I'm 19, and I live in Memphis. I LOVE sports..basketball and football are my faves. My favorite movies are Saving private Ryan, gangs of new york, and fight club. I love to cook also. I paint and sing. I'm pretty cool I think...I'm real. Hit me up.(:

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Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML

#15945693
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35440) - you deserved it (5386)

On 04/27/2011 at 4:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23275) - you deserved it (50034)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML

#15932020
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41199) - you deserved it (4729)

On 04/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Israel

Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML

#15858919
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48502) - you deserved it (11310)

On 04/20/2011 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by Andrew - United States

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

#15820031
740 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

#15793085
160 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 7:38am - love - by ZaraAce (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

#15741508
307 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by stolen - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

#15617412
107 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 5:16am - love - by Baldy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
356 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

#15356314
192 comments

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On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML

#14753081
254 comments

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On 01/29/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by FamilySecret - United States

Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML

#14405039
130 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 2:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

#14404021
142 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I told my best friend that I liked him and have liked him for a long time. His response was "That's cool. So, when did you get a cat?" FML

#14392477
79 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 4:39am - love - by thatsucks -



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