About maceee_armstrong : I'm Macy. I'm 19, and I live in Memphis. I LOVE sports..basketball and football are my faves. My favorite movies are Saving private Ryan, gangs of new york, and fight club. I love to cook also. I paint and sing. I'm pretty cool I think...I'm real. Hit me up.(:
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by Hahapasdroleleptit / 05/10/2011 at 10:56am / France / Kids
Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML
by Dana / 05/10/2011 at 4:36am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids
Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before we went out for breakfast. His friend had blonde hair, big boobs and wore a skimpy black dress. He wasn't 100% sure of her name. I guess I drove home my date's one night stand. FML
by lawl / 05/07/2011 at 9:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by bigcityfail / 05/07/2011 at 7:54am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by liynda / 05/05/2011 at 9:49pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by ohmylantis / 05/04/2011 at 10:50am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by moetplease / 05/03/2011 at 12:32pm / Singapore / Love
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
by Anonymous / 05/01/2011 at 1:36am / Reserved / Love
by Username / 04/30/2011 at 11:16pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 04/30/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Kentucky) / Health
by Imrickar / 04/30/2011 at 1:06am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by disfunctionalfamily / 04/27/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…