About maceee_armstrong : I'm Macy. I'm 19, and I live in Memphis. I LOVE sports..basketball and football are my faves. My favorite movies are Saving private Ryan, gangs of new york, and fight club. I love to cook also. I paint and sing. I'm pretty cool I think...I'm real. Hit me up.(:
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by Hahapasdroleleptit / 05/10/2011 at 10:56am / France / Kids
Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML
by Dana / 05/10/2011 at 4:36am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids
Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before we went out for breakfast. His friend had blonde hair, big boobs and wore a skimpy black dress. He wasn't 100% sure of her name. I guess I drove home my date's one night stand. FML
by lawl / 05/07/2011 at 9:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by bigcityfail / 05/07/2011 at 7:54am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by liynda / 05/05/2011 at 9:49pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by ohmylantis / 05/04/2011 at 10:50am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by moetplease / 05/03/2011 at 12:32pm / Singapore / Love
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
by Anonymous / 05/01/2011 at 1:36am / Reserved / Love
by Username / 04/30/2011 at 11:16pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 04/30/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Kentucky) / Health
by Imrickar / 04/30/2011 at 1:06am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by disfunctionalfamily / 04/27/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…