About maceee_armstrong : I'm Macy. I'm 19, and I live in Memphis. I LOVE sports..basketball and football are my faves. My favorite movies are Saving private Ryan, gangs of new york, and fight club. I love to cook also. I paint and sing. I'm pretty cool I think...I'm real. Hit me up.(:
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by cupcake_butt / 10/17/2011 at 4:39am / United States / Miscellaneous
by margelover / 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Intimacy
by socks / 09/21/2011 at 3:01am / United States / Animals
by Emily / 08/21/2011 at 12:54am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Username / 08/17/2011 at 7:37pm / United States / Love
by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by dumped / 06/05/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML
by satisfied88 / 06/02/2011 at 10:49am / Intimacy
by blahblah493 / 05/26/2011 at 12:15am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my boss scheduled a staff breakfast at a swanky new restaurant for all the hard work we've been doing. The dining area is on the roof, and the building has no elevator. I've been in a wheelchair for 11 years. When I brought this to my boss's attention, he said it wasn't his problem. FML
by jayc80 / 05/20/2011 at 1:59pm / Bermuda (Hamilton) / Work
Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML
by IhateThem / 05/14/2011 at 1:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
by Chels / 05/11/2011 at 1:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by vaalcrawford / 05/11/2011 at 12:59am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals