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  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 October 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1209
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About maceee_armstrong : I'm Macy. I'm 19, and I live in Memphis. I LOVE sports..basketball and football are my faves. My favorite movies are Saving private Ryan, gangs of new york, and fight club. I love to cook also. I paint and sing. I'm pretty cool I think...I'm real. Hit me up.(:

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Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML

#19859958
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34621) - you deserved it (6212)

On 06/28/2012 at 10:20am - intimacy - by … (woman) - United States

Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

#19853920
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35151) - you deserved it (3028)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:05am - love - by tammy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML

#19797334
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44504) - you deserved it (2113)

On 06/16/2012 at 3:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

#19793582
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37190) - you deserved it (4001)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

#19786918
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28183) - you deserved it (5470)

On 06/14/2012 at 12:28pm - love - by Sir Vom-a-lot (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
289 comments

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On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

#19764456
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30706) - you deserved it (18201)

On 06/10/2012 at 5:16am - love - by fernie vazquez - United States (California)

Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

#19763325
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50989) - you deserved it (3224)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

#19761767
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6323) - you deserved it (52211)

On 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm - love - by UnluckyGroom (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

#19737125
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22736) - you deserved it (2561)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:27am - misc - by KenzFell (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

#19730259
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30503) - you deserved it (3007)

On 06/04/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by whattheheck - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

#19710621
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18698) - you deserved it (38899)

On 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while sitting in my Forensic Psychology class, my professor listed all of the main traits that indicate someone may very well be a sociopath. Every single trait described my fiancé perfectly. FML

#19708258
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26721) - you deserved it (5074)

On 05/31/2012 at 2:50am - love - by Getmeout (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML

#19682048
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33388) - you deserved it (9047)

On 05/26/2012 at 3:15am - intimacy - by ilovemymomma - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé emailed me some steamy pics. Too bad he forgot to erase "FWD:" from the subject line. FML

#19641657
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22182) - you deserved it (2010)

On 05/18/2012 at 12:05pm - love - by ohyesIfeelspecial (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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