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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 October 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1746
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About maceee_armstrong : I'm Macy. I'm 19, and I live in Memphis. I LOVE sports..basketball and football are my faves. My favorite movies are Saving private Ryan, gangs of new york, and fight club. I love to cook also. I paint and sing. I'm pretty cool I think...I'm real. Hit me up.(:

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Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML

#20003981
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39661) - you deserved it (2918)

On 08/05/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by lils (woman) - United States

Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

#20003754
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32416) - you deserved it (2401)

On 08/05/2012 at 9:20am - love - by exfiancee (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

#20002813
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36219) - you deserved it (1882)

On 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by m - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was pooping at a local Target when I heard someone say "You need to eat more solids, you're pooping like a rabbit." FML

#20001897
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24762) - you deserved it (4014)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:35am - misc - by llaurenmariee - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML

#20001613
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31141) - you deserved it (9042)

On 08/04/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by 420SUX - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML

#19999762
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33027) - you deserved it (2923)

On 08/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by SingleAgain (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML

#19998761
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28593) - you deserved it (3076)

On 08/02/2012 at 5:08pm - misc - by danonno (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML

#19998761
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28593) - you deserved it (3076)

On 08/02/2012 at 5:08pm - misc - by danonno (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML

#19997829
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15066) - you deserved it (33093)

On 08/02/2012 at 2:50am - work - by Unwanted - United States (California)

Today, as I sat down for my flight, I realised that the passenger I had to sit next to for the next seven hours was wearing a necklace made from tampon packaging. FML

#19995117
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24503) - you deserved it (1921)

On 07/31/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by lotd - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I was taking a walk when I noticed an elderly man on the ground, unmoving. Being a registered nurse, I tried to give him CPR. As my lips touched his, he hacked a loogie and spat it into the back of my throat. I swallowed. FML

#19991658
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37205) - you deserved it (5500)

On 07/29/2012 at 11:24pm - misc - by guy - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom got a new puppy and named her Olivia. Which would be fine, if that wasn't the name I had been planning to give my baby, who's due in 3 weeks. Thanks mom. FML

#19983667
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29782) - you deserved it (2409)

On 07/25/2012 at 3:46pm - kids - by madmomma - United States (Oregon)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

#19977285
288 comments

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On 07/22/2012 at 9:33pm - love - by henley -

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

#19971025
178 comments

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On 07/21/2012 at 10:30pm - health - by Luna - United States (New York)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

#19966736
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26560) - you deserved it (2529)

On 07/21/2012 at 2:18am - misc - by Closingwild - Mexico (Jalisco)



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