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  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1373
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About maceee_armstrong : I'm Macy. I'm 19, and I live in Memphis. I LOVE sports..basketball and football are my faves. My favorite movies are Saving private Ryan, gangs of new york, and fight club. I love to cook also. I paint and sing. I'm pretty cool I think...I'm real. Hit me up.(:

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Today, I realizd why mah sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML

#20023605
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22518) - you deserved it (1561)

On 08/16/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by scarredforlife - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was anging out wit my broter and is friends. Wile we were walking to te store, tere was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra ad snapped, and I ad to old back teres of pain and pretend I was just as confused as tey were,ile tey sereced for te source of te sound. FML

#20023182
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24359) - you deserved it (2491)

On 08/15/2012 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Taday I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying an getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone an got home , the first thing I heard was mah grandpa telling mah dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

#20023096
158 comments

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On 08/15/2012 at 6:52pm - intimacy - by what the FUCK (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was drawing while on the train, when a very good-looking woman lookd at mah work and said, ( Wow, she's pretty. Is it supposd to be me? ) She said it in a flirty tone, but before I could stop myself, I'd said ( nah, it's just a generic face ). FML

#20022605
125 comments

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On 08/15/2012 at 1:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn'that it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML

#20021726
138 comments

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On 08/15/2012 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today,hile out at dinner with mah boyfriend , I accidentally ripped out mah tampon picking a wedgie!! looool FML

#20017935
165 comments

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On 08/13/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by brooke - United States

Today, I realizd that if I did tomorrow, the only photos available for mah funeral would be crappy family Christmas portraits, acne-filld yearbook photos, and several pictures from mah MySpace days,here I'm sporting coontails and looking paler than Edward Cullen's ass. FML

#20016902
103 comments

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On 08/12/2012 at 1:31pm - misc - by kherien (woman) - United States

Today, after mah boyfriend an I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of mah building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or loose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML

#20012782
160 comments

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On 08/10/2012 at 1:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Europe

Today, wile doing ma job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around te parking lot and picked some tras up, trying to elp out. Fait in umanity: +1. About an our later I saw a woman pick a bug off of er windsield and eat it. Fait in umanity: -200. FML

#20009222
122 comments

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On 08/08/2012 at 7:23am - work - by TJ (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I discoverd that I sometimes talk in sleep!! After spending an amazing , perfectly romantic night with boyfriend , I woke up to him telling me to leave!! I have no ideahat I could have said!! He still won't talk to me!! FML

#20007517
100 comments

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On 08/07/2012 at 10:49am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived an found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway an helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before cummed in , an I realized it wasn't mah friend's house. FML

#20007202
138 comments

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On 08/07/2012 at 3:48am - misc - by Embarrassed - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I succassfully stoppd my hair straightanar from falling into a bathtub full of looool watar by grabbing hold of tha burning hot platas. raal FML

#20006687
134 comments

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On 08/06/2012 at 11:08pm - health - by anonymous - Australia

I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spendingat seemed like an eternity telling er ow muc I love er an I want to spend te rest of my life wit er, se took a deep breat, said, "How about no?" an ung up. FML

#20005989
152 comments

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On 08/06/2012 at 3:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I Discovered How Pathetically Introverted I Amhen During A Car Ride With My Family, I Said, "I Really Like This Song" An My Parents Gasped Because They Didn't Realize I Was In The Back Seat. And I'm Thier Only Child. FML

#20005160
85 comments

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On 08/06/2012 at 1:41am - misc - by mississippi123 - United States (California)

today my boyfriend an I went to a party. He got drunk an startd talking about ow is ot blonde girlfriend gives im great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML

#20004612
141 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 9:15pm - intimacy - by kklaucen14 (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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