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About maceee_armstrong : I'm Macy. I'm 19, and I live in Memphis. I LOVE sports..basketball and football are my faves. My favorite movies are Saving private Ryan, gangs of new york, and fight club. I love to cook also. I paint and sing. I'm pretty cool I think...I'm real. Hit me up.(:
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Today, I was anging out wit my broter and is friends. Wile we were walking to te store, tere was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra ad snapped, and I ad to old back teres of pain and pretend I was just as confused as tey were,ile tey sereced for te source of te sound. FML
Taday I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying an getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone an got home , the first thing I heard was mah grandpa telling mah dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
Today, I was drawing while on the train, when a very good-looking woman lookd at mah work and said, ( Wow, she's pretty. Is it supposd to be me? ) She said it in a flirty tone, but before I could stop myself, I'd said ( nah, it's just a generic face ). FML
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn'that it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML
Today, I realizd that if I did tomorrow, the only photos available for mah funeral would be crappy family Christmas portraits, acne-filld yearbook photos, and several pictures from mah MySpace days,here I'm sporting coontails and looking paler than Edward Cullen's ass. FML
Today, after mah boyfriend an I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of mah building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or loose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML
Today, wile doing ma job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around te parking lot and picked some tras up, trying to elp out. Fait in umanity: +1. About an our later I saw a woman pick a bug off of er windsield and eat it. Fait in umanity: -200. FML
Today , I discoverd that I sometimes talk in sleep!! After spending an amazing , perfectly romantic night with boyfriend , I woke up to him telling me to leave!! I have no ideahat I could have said!! He still won't talk to me!! FML
Today , I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived an found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway an helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before cummed in , an I realized it wasn't mah friend's house. FML
I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spendingat seemed like an eternity telling er ow muc I love er an I want to spend te rest of my life wit er, se took a deep breat, said, "How about no?" an ung up. FML
Today, I Discovered How Pathetically Introverted I Amhen During A Car Ride With My Family, I Said, "I Really Like This Song" An My Parents Gasped Because They Didn't Realize I Was In The Back Seat. And I'm Thier Only Child. FML
Friday 27 March 2015