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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 June 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2394
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Today, working as a nurse, I asked a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply was, "Well, I do masturbate a lot". He then went on to describe the various techniques he uses. FML

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On 09/02/2011 at 8:47am - intimacy - by rochellamaya - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

#17642132
212 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

#17536285
470 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, my roommate told me that unscented deodorant prevents ingrown hairs on the bikini line. She shared this beauty tip with me when I caught her using my Lady Speed Stick on her snatch. FML

#17497875
182 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 5:14am - intimacy - by AllieOops (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

#17487267
172 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

#17470290
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On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

#17468167
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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

#17381652
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On 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
120 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

#17374086
124 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Fred - Japan

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

#17371969
160 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML

#17361677
163 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML

#17354061
160 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 10:33am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
277 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States



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