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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 361
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About ma12r : Hi everyone! I'm 18 studying to be a chemist one day. I really only use the mobile version to read about the misfortunes of others. But if you ever feel like sending a message then go ahead I always like meeting new people!

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ma12r's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML

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264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32408) - you deserved it (4528)

On 11/21/2010 at 9:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML

#12764929
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12283) - you deserved it (33775)

On 08/27/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by Oops (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML

#6195343
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46959) - you deserved it (4254)

On 11/07/2009 at 12:01pm - misc - by ShouldHaveLetHimTakeTheTV (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or Genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML

#5082348
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60201) - you deserved it (8901)

On 09/06/2009 at 2:19pm - health - by Curt (man) - United States (Missouri)



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