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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 301
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About ma12r : Hi everyone! I'm 18 studying to be a chemist one day. I really only use the mobile version to read about the misfortunes of others. But if you ever feel like sending a message then go ahead I always like meeting new people!

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - 20 hours ago<b>http_kxthryn</b> - yesterday at 11:08pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 5:55pm<b>arasx0</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 5:31am<b>ILikeKoalas</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 3:01am<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 1:22am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 4:43am<b>darrend1196</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 1:45pm<b>jackzz</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 10:41am<b>noelsom7</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 6:05pm<b>accidentalsheep</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 12:45pm<b>Gunny20</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 8:35am<b>pyromaniac9</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 7:28am<b>DrSwaggie</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 3:54am<b>AndyPurdy</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 12:44am<b>psshhh</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 12:00am<b>scottyboy417</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 6:26pm<b>cutiegirl12326</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:24pm

Fucked!<b>ILikeKoalas</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 9:01am<b>psshhh</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 6:00am<b>oloofe</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 5:02pm<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 4:34am<b>Emi1y</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 7:57pm<b>Sydne11233</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 8:34pm<b>royr7395</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 6:26am<b>youresojelly</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 8:48pm<b>Pandacupcakelove</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 5:10pm<b>sarahyep</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 12:26pm<b>roman11</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 7:56am<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 8:50pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 3:51am<b>Christine_Junmin</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 8:09pm

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ma12r's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML

#13923340
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32373) - you deserved it (4526)

On 11/21/2010 at 9:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML

#12764929
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11403) - you deserved it (31776)

On 08/27/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by Oops (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML

#6195343
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46914) - you deserved it (4250)

On 11/07/2009 at 12:01pm - misc - by ShouldHaveLetHimTakeTheTV (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or Genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML

#5082348
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60172) - you deserved it (8898)

On 09/06/2009 at 2:19pm - health - by Curt (man) - United States (Missouri)



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