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mLove395
  • Town/Country : Michigan, USA
  • Title : Miss
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About mLove395 : I'm 16, a huge Tim Burton fan and I like all types of music. I'm pretty nerdy and I love to play video games, watch anime, draw, and read. I'm a potterhead, a whovian, I love supernatural and many other fandoms. Anything else I guess you'll just have to ask. :)

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Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML

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On 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, I got to spend all of my time scrubbing poop off the walls and carpet because my 2-year-old decided he wanted to 'paint mama a picture.' FML

Today, I got to spend all of my time scrubbing poop off the walls and carpet because my 2-year-old decided he wanted to 'paint mama a picture.' FML

Today, a customer threatened to come back later and shoot the whole place up. Why? I didn't give him a discount on his beer. My boss's reaction when I called the police: "Why didn't you give him the discount?!" Last week he bitched me out for letting a girl off for being a few cents short on hers. FML

#20983086
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I agree, your life sucks (38256) - you deserved it (2611)

On 12/06/2013 at 6:37pm - work - by eat my fucking ass, boss (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, one of the special needs teens I work with confessed his love for me. It was cute until he put his erection on my leg and attempted to hump me. FML

Today, I decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. My dad just looked him dead in the eyes and said, "How much did she pay you? I doubt it was enough." FML

#20723714
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I agree, your life sucks (40980) - you deserved it (2844)

On 06/13/2013 at 2:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML

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On 08/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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