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About mFUNdo21 : I'm really down to earth, because well... gravity

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mFUNdo21's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36724) - you deserved it (3028)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24795) - you deserved it (42657)

On 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71033) - you deserved it (3905)

On 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm - health - by knee pain - United States

Today, one of the special needs teens I work with confessed his love for me. It was cute until he put his erection on my leg and attempted to hump me. FML

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML


I agree, your life sucks (54807) - you deserved it (7550)

On 10/04/2013 at 4:20am - misc - by f.a.t. (woman) - Australia

Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46428) - you deserved it (11593)

On 10/01/2013 at 6:47am - intimacy - by whatdoesitmatter (woman) - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today, I explained to my roommate that if she kept using all of our kitchen utensils as sex toys and hoarding them because of the varying degrees of orgasms she could achieve, we wouldn't be able to cook or eat in our own house. FML

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48735) - you deserved it (6125)

On 08/30/2013 at 6:56pm - love - by >_< (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML


I agree, your life sucks (15048) - you deserved it (123574)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

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