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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 January 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1566
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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m22100's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to leave my one-night stand in my flat because I was giving a guest lecture at the local university. Halfway through, I hear someone sneaking in so I jokingly asked if they had a 'wild night out.' It was the guy I slept with. FML

#14119620
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12202) - you deserved it (39256)

On 12/07/2010 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by openmouthinsertfoot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was teaching my two year old daughter how to take a person's temperature. While I was sitting down, she came up behind me and shoved the thermometer in my ear hard. Now I can't hear out of my right ear, and I'm in excruciating pain. FML

#14003133
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28553) - you deserved it (12775)

On 11/27/2010 at 8:03pm - kids - by lovedbyallthewrongppl - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

#13906340
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41124) - you deserved it (4235)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Tasha84 - United States (Texas)

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30037) - you deserved it (13859)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was coaching at a swim meet. I heard a few of my swimmers screaming about a huge wasp on my head, so I told everyone to stay calm because we didn't want to upset the wasp. Unfortunately, I was interrupted by another coach from our team hitting me repeatedly on the head with a clipboard. FML

#12251275
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30693) - you deserved it (2877)

On 08/01/2010 at 8:20pm - health - by Doodle (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw a video of me from over the weekend, naked, pretending to be a duck. What the fuck happened that night? FML

#10748926
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19294) - you deserved it (54902)

On 05/25/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by laurenraeee - United States (Utah)

Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML

#10693899
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32444) - you deserved it (7224)

On 05/22/2010 at 4:32pm - animals - by lashless (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she carved her old boyfriends name in her arm and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

#7962571
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41339) - you deserved it (3761)

On 02/07/2010 at 2:16am - love - by mike (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

#7048794
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24354) - you deserved it (3709)

On 12/31/2009 at 1:23am - health - by .... (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML

#5408383
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48381) - you deserved it (3198)

On 09/22/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by wait..what (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my girlfriend was getting up to leave and I, trying to be romantic, got up behind her and tried to swing her back down onto the bed and kiss her simultaneously, misjudged the distance and threw her into the wall, her head then bounced off the wall and into my forehead, spraining her nose. FML

#5394523
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10149) - you deserved it (24569)

On 09/21/2009 at 3:08pm - intimacy - by dontpanic (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while eating at a restaurant, I commented to the waiter about how large the pizza was. He then writes down his number, pats his crotch fondly, and informs me that "everything" I'm going to find at that restaurant is going to be big. He was serious. FML

#4332436
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44791) - you deserved it (6942)

On 08/06/2009 at 11:05am - misc - by Screwupify (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned a valuable lesson, never leave your "Let It Be" album, which you paid $489 for on Ebay out on your desk. My brother also learned something, old records make for very breakable, one use frisbees. FML

#4293137
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41363) - you deserved it (10959)

On 08/04/2009 at 9:37pm - money - by DiskJockey (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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