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m22100

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 January 1995 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1827
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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m22100's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and heavy drinking. Apparently word travels quickly, because everyone now knows that I spent hours lying in an empty bathtub, rubbing shampoo over my body with the expectation that it'd increase my penis size. FML

#19726729
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8371) - you deserved it (33049)

On 06/03/2012 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Spain (Castilla y Leon)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML

#19440866
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22595) - you deserved it (5552)

On 04/10/2012 at 12:41am - love - by kellie1115 - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML

#19071061
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26568) - you deserved it (3086)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States

Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40723) - you deserved it (2998)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30648) - you deserved it (2188)

On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

#18811702
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28160) - you deserved it (4457)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:29am - intimacy - by 9gingerface66 - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

#18803544
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27859) - you deserved it (3485)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

#18593326
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32472) - you deserved it (17334)

On 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by bigmistake - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53107) - you deserved it (8326)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

#18334271
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31344) - you deserved it (2528)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

#18041675
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22710) - you deserved it (36111)

On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60156) - you deserved it (5933)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I annoyed my friend by texting him 'meow' over and over at random times of the day because when he's drunk he meows in his sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell my parents I wasn't a virgin and that I got high on Wednesday. He had pictures to prove it for both. FML

#15442777
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24511) - you deserved it (66734)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by Fcuked (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41496) - you deserved it (33341)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
489 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38225) - you deserved it (52577)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)



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