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m1e0l's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML

#21398951
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33783) - you deserved it (2113)

On 04/24/2015 at 10:12am - love - by LolaBell (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

#20419819
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87052) - you deserved it (26900)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

#20111886
520 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82580) - you deserved it (9661)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

#17010843
715 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20445) - you deserved it (101732)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51159) - you deserved it (9797)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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