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Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

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271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82170) - you deserved it (25259)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

#20111886
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75269) - you deserved it (8800)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18689) - you deserved it (95204)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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