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m0rgan69
  • Town/Country : torrance
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 July 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 216
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About m0rgan69 : I'm morgan I have blonde hair and green eyes!
you can get to know me and you wont regret!!!!I love to play sports like volleyball,soccer,i like to play football some times hahaha,and i shoot. I love all of my friends. I am always up and ready to have a good time! Im not an inside person. I love to be outside. i love to meet new people. Most of the time im shy but if you talk to me alot then you will not think that i was..i loveee to go to parties... im really random and weird just to let you know:)... so ya thats all for now..peace

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Today, I went to my friend's house for the first time. As I was pulling up, I called him and asked him if I could use his bathroom. He told me to just go in the back and use it, so i did. As i'm sitting on the toilet, someone knocks on the door and asks me who I am. It wasn't my friend's house. FML

#3645311 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (42235) - you deserved it (7841)

On 07/10/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by whitewater_al (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML

#3642336 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (38026) - you deserved it (9127)

On 07/10/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by nerd_man01 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML

#3642198 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (8483) - you deserved it (54721)

On 07/10/2009 at 3:15pm - love - by Blackberry (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML

#3630061 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (17214) - you deserved it (41842)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML

#3528123 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (43709) - you deserved it (4837)

On 07/06/2009 at 3:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

#1520851 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (46547) - you deserved it (13808)

On 05/01/2009 at 10:28am - intimacy - by badluckdrew (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he gets a call from his best friend whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzips his pants and mouths, "She won't know." FML

#1404603 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (56110) - you deserved it (5120)

On 04/27/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)