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  • Town/Country : Norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 916
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML

#15467016
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33426) - you deserved it (4126)

On 03/24/2011 at 3:07pm - kids - by Angie (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
494 comments

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On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a super short pixie cut. All my boyfriend could do was stare at me, speechless. I thought he was taken aback by how cute it was until he told me that I look exactly like my fifteen year old brother. FML

#15266054
155 comments

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On 03/10/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by shia -

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

#15051806
142 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML

#14998091
78 comments

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On 02/16/2011 at 12:55am - misc - by Jade -

Today, whilst nibbling on my husband's ear, I swallowed a lump of his earwax. FML

#14986533
84 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Emily Salt -

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
206 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML

#14932173
84 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 3:27am - work - by alliwantisabandaid -

Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML

#14737614
206 comments

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On 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by JordanVilleneuve (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML

#14487590
234 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by UltraHoe69 - United States

Today, my wife and I received confirmation that she has postpartum depression. When sharing this with the family, my mother exclaimed "I told you she was a psycho!" Now my wife is crying louder and more often than our newborn. Thanks, mom. FML

#14383420
119 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 3:03pm - health - by ppd_sucks (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my husband finally admitted to his mother he'd got married. No wonder she wasn't involved with the wedding. FML

#14352354
42 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 1:23am - love - by motherlessbride (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

#14347070
101 comments

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On 12/26/2010 at 4:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

#14300569
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26196) - you deserved it (4195)

On 12/22/2010 at 5:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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