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lzmo's favorite FMLs

Today, I informed my parents that my husband and I are separating after much deliberation. We came to this conclusion relatively peacefully. According to my parents, I'm now Satan, and will end up on the streets as a crack whore if we don't change our minds and stay together. FML

#17436937
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26739) - you deserved it (3609)

On 08/11/2011 at 2:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

#17172932
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40918) - you deserved it (6279)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30136) - you deserved it (88342)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45981) - you deserved it (24979)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML

#16970335
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37429) - you deserved it (2599)

On 07/04/2011 at 5:11am - animals - by oopsies - United States

Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML

#16970335
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37429) - you deserved it (2599)

On 07/04/2011 at 5:11am - animals - by oopsies - United States

Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML

#16628942
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29381) - you deserved it (9746)

On 06/12/2011 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

#16556165
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49965) - you deserved it (3423)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML

#16382753
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32511) - you deserved it (4129)

On 05/28/2011 at 2:54am - love - by fedemere - United States (Florida)

Today, I refused to let two students into class because they were 15 minutes late. It turns out they were late because they had gone to buy me a birthday cake. FML

Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML

#16304417
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21095) - you deserved it (42295)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by lemonhead -

Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML

#16250181
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28031) - you deserved it (7281)

On 05/19/2011 at 8:51am - misc - by awkwardd (man) - Hong Kong

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

#15582490
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49542) - you deserved it (5327)

On 03/31/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by paige - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

#15493619
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30463) - you deserved it (15615)

On 03/26/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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