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  • Number of visits : 4670
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About lyssgross : Hey! I'm Lyss, nice to meetcha! I love meeting people, do message me.
I have a wonderful boyfriend, a great family, and I'm really into music. Actually I just got my record deal signed sealed and delivered! I can be a grammar natzi, but on this site I'm here because of my addiction to FML posts. Some will get a random message from me, because I love meeting new people! I love perdix and docbastard, and the one with the Harry potter muggle rainbow thingy as their profile pic. Dang, I need to add some commas. Well, I sing country music and should probably go to bed. It's 3 am. Anyway, have a nifty day!

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Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

#1585
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18831) - you deserved it (36633)

On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

#1384
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11435) - you deserved it (33726)

On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13961) - you deserved it (70646)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25196) - you deserved it (7948)

On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

#505
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44214) - you deserved it (2407)

On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

#426
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55673) - you deserved it (3428)

On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

#353
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46896) - you deserved it (5578)

On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version



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