About lyssaahmarie : idk man i just like pokemon games and anime.
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by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was chatting with my mother. She was telling me about some new mouthwash she recently got, and the moment the word "gargle" escaped her lips, my husband muttered just a little too loudly from the kitchen, "How about gargling my balls instead, bitch." Our family is now at war. FML
by Anonymous / 12/08/2013 at 3:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2013 at 11:53am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/26/2013 at 8:07am / United States / Kids
by clodius / 11/20/2013 at 1:25pm / United Kingdom (North Lanarkshire) / Intimacy
by queenxalee / 11/11/2013 at 6:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by fmylyfe / 11/09/2013 at 9:15am / United States (Minnesota) / Work
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
by GymBattle / 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by The greatest Illusion ever / 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/25/2013 at 11:03pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by jdawn99 / 10/22/2013 at 10:24am / United States (Kansas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/15/2013 at 2:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
by madden2014 / 09/19/2013 at 6:23pm / United States (California) / Work
by Bnewlove / 07/31/2013 at 12:50am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by ihatepokemon / 07/22/2013 at 6:14pm / United States / Love
- Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and… Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to…