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  • Town/Country : goldenrod city, johto
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Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
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I agree, your life sucks (277588) - you deserved it (22633)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (177530) - you deserved it (61382)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14612) - you deserved it (7333)

On 12/24/2008 at 8:54pm - love - by Marou - Sent from mobile version



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