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lyssa61189
  • Town/Country : Oklahoma City, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 June 1989 (24 years)
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  • Number of comments : 8
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Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59802) - you deserved it (27541)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, trying to make my 6 year old daughter to laugh, I drew a picture of a butt, a puff of air coming out and the word "toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later, when she was talking with my extremely judgmental mother-in-law, I heard her say "daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML

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On 04/29/2009 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67093) - you deserved it (4232)

On 04/29/2009 at 5:40am - health - by Mars (woman) - United States (California)



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