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lynzykins
  • Town/Country : Coventry, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 426
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20108) - you deserved it (5204)

On 01/09/2010 at 3:16am - misc - by Snowin2007 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I discovered that the dust bunny I've been stepping over for the last month is actually a dead rat. FML

#7058578
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I agree, your life sucks (5854) - you deserved it (35615)

On 12/31/2009 at 2:31pm - misc - by omg (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26981) - you deserved it (2082)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

#5896023
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I agree, your life sucks (8497) - you deserved it (21413)

On 10/19/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML

#5869946
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I agree, your life sucks (11080) - you deserved it (27223)

On 10/17/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by Lovenotes (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28392) - you deserved it (2819)

On 09/17/2009 at 1:10am - health - by navyma - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)



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