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Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss cummed in during mah turn, and I got singled out 4 a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML

#21084165
70 comments

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On 03/11/2014 at 5:35pm - work - by shonfyr (man) - Spain

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML

#21083870
88 comments

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On 03/11/2014 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel

I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus cuz mah roommate had his music blasting at full volume . Since we get along well, I decidd to put up with it . I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago . FML

#21083172
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On 03/10/2014 at 2:43pm - misc - by lovehaterelationship (woman) - Austria (Steiermark)

Today, I Had My First Job Interview After Three Years Of Unemployment. I Was So Happy That I Broke Down Into Tears The Moment I Saw The Interviewer. Great First Impression. FML

#21083095
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On 03/10/2014 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today te eater went out at work. I was sivering so ard tat someone tougt I was aving a seizure. FML

#21083045
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On 03/10/2014 at 10:23am - work - by Frozen (man) - United States

Today , I was on the subway , when the girl opposite me suddenly startd shouting and accusing me of photographing her!! I was reading a book on my phone , and I showd her the screen , but I got shovd around anyway by another guy , who threatend to report me fir being a pervert!! FML

#21082304
71 comments

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On 03/09/2014 at 3:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

#21079127
61 comments

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On 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Portsmouth)

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon fir charity, despite bieng overwieght and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not cuz I was proud of myself, but cuz I ran the last 2 mileshile bieng followed by kids on bicycle calling me a "fat cunt". FML

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On 03/05/2014 at 7:33am - health - by rolypoly (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got home late from work, so I decidd to make myself a microwave meal . I piercd the plastic film several times . A little too loudly for mah hateful bastard of a nieghbor, I guess, because he calld the cops on me, claiming he hered gunshots from mah apartment . FML

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On 03/04/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by fuck you, jack (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. looool With a sudden burst of confidence , I walked right up to him , intending to ask 4 his number. Instead , I looked him in the eye and said , "Excuse me sir , how much do u know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML

#21077619
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On 03/04/2014 at 4:06am - love - by booksandshadows (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I got my frst massage. At the looool end, the masseuse made a gesture indicating which way the exit was. After having had her hands all over my body fir the past hour, I thought the gesture was indicative of a goodbye hug. Things got awkward really fast. FML

#21076286
55 comments

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On 03/02/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by AlwaysAwkward - United States (Ohio)

Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML

#21076106
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On 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm - animals - by Anonytard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Went On A Date With A Grl My Friend Set Me Up With. I Thought We Got Along Great, Until After Dessert, When I Askd If She'd Be Interestd In Doing This Again. She Just Said, "Nahhh" Then Got Up An Casually Left, Stiffing Me On The Bill. FML

#21074975
101 comments

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On 03/01/2014 at 1:46pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... I met mah boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers... one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince mah boyfriend to break up with me... and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML

#21074608
68 comments

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On 03/01/2014 at 1:09am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I confessed mah love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML

#21074335
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35605) - you deserved it (14738) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/28/2014 at 4:26pm - love - by Depirama (man) - France (Rhone-Alpes)



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