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  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 47
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About luxxyou : I'm Elena Gilbert ! People say I'm really smart and i totes agree

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Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37568) - you deserved it (5023)

On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25190) - you deserved it (3634)

On 05/14/2012 at 1:27am - intimacy - by sneezeattack (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40613) - you deserved it (13268)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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