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luxlarius

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luxlarius

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 7120
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About luxlarius : This app is dead... and btw I'm 14
Been on this app since 2012
#Startedfromthebottomnowerehere

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Visits<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 9:36pm<b>ThatOtherMegan</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 6:01am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 7:59pm<b>my_account_</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 3:26pm<b>omutine</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 3:47pm<b>XxFikzlovexX</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 11:06pm<b>arasx0</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 6:30pm<b>hurtfeet</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 10:52pm<b>abv96</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 2:17pm<b>lil_miss_simran</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 3:41am<b>Amber_Naomy</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 11:41am<b>phuck19</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 7:04pm<b>brasiliano</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 4:00pm<b>Hans182</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 6:52am<b>Gauzy21</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 2:32pm<b>jillylamb</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 5:00pm<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 11:15am<b>Toutejulie</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 9:31pm

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luxlarius's favorite FMLs

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36058) - you deserved it (3064)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

#21381743
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30329) - you deserved it (2324)

On 03/26/2015 at 6:16am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I was told by my boyfriend's parents to never come back to his house again, and was given a lecture about rule breaking. Apparently, curfew is midnight, and he isn't allowed to have girls over. This didn't sound so unreasonable until I remembered that we're both almost 30. FML

Today, a coworker jokingly noted that my signature looks like "Pedo". I couldn't see it that way, so I asked some other people for their opinion. They confessed they'd always thought it looked like "Pedo", but never said anything. My name is Peele. I've been signing it off as Pedo for 10 years. FML

#21381199
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25893) - you deserved it (3181)

On 03/25/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by peele - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML

#21380719
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26044) - you deserved it (2879)

On 03/24/2015 at 1:09pm - love - by ctmoto77 - United States (California)

Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML

#21380308
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29223) - you deserved it (2201)

On 03/23/2015 at 7:19pm - misc - by jumanji (man) -

Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML

#21380083
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35893) - you deserved it (2223)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31962) - you deserved it (6487)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

#21379703
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26464) - you deserved it (18)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:20pm - misc - by dicedicebaby - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took the biggest, most excruciatingly painful crap of my life. It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards. Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around and post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)". FML

#21379420
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29252) - you deserved it (3522)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my father decided it would be a good idea to give me the sex talk, at Target, at the top of his lungs. FML

#21379134
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (114) - you deserved it (2391)

On 03/21/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by tobuscus9412 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit. FML

#21378703
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27128) - you deserved it (9246)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:25am - love - by rayraydayday - United States (Colorado)

Today, as I was closing up at my sandwich-making job when a huge bus full of basic, snobby, preppy cheerleaders came in. They literally "can't even" decide what they want. FML

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

#21378507
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27032) - you deserved it (2059)

On 03/20/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by ~__~ -

Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML

#21378350
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31716) - you deserved it (2467)

On 03/20/2015 at 11:26am - love - by falling short (man) - India (Maharashtra)



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