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luxlarius
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 8975
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About luxlarius : This app is dead... and I'm 14
Been on this app since 2012
-Cheef Keef
#Startedfromthebottomnowerehere

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Visits<b>noelsom7</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 11:55am<b>hurtfeet</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 6:17pm<b>abv96</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 7:12pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 9:36pm<b>ThatOtherMegan</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 6:01am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 7:59pm<b>my_account_</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 3:26pm<b>omutine</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 3:47pm<b>XxFikzlovexX</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 11:06pm<b>lil_miss_simran</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 3:41am<b>Amber_Naomy</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 11:41am<b>phuck19</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 7:04pm<b>brasiliano</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 4:00pm<b>Hans182</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 6:52am<b>Gauzy21</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 2:32pm<b>jillylamb</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 5:00pm<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 11:15am<b>Toutejulie</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 9:31pm

Fucked!<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 2:36am<b>omutine</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 8:48pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 12:34am<b>michouchoubou</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 11:54am<b>Amber_Naomy</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 5:21pm

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luxlarius's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

#21401833
102 comments

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33865) - you deserved it (4528)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML

#21400396
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33925) - you deserved it (3647)

On 04/27/2015 at 12:58am - work - by advanced history teacher (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was bitten by a therapy dog. FML

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

#21399141
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30208) - you deserved it (3561)

On 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm - kids - by anonymousyo - United States (California)

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

#21397883
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41962) - you deserved it (2839)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was sent to the front office for having blood shot eyes and smelling like smoke. I just didn't get enough sleep and had trouble putting my contacts in, and I always smell like smoke because of my parents' excessive smoking. They didn't believe me. My parents had to come in to back me up. FML

#21397058
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30530) - you deserved it (1916)

On 04/20/2015 at 8:16pm - health - by Phabia - United States (Iowa)

Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML

#21396492
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31134) - you deserved it (2882)

On 04/19/2015 at 9:46pm - misc - by me - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML

#21395729
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27848) - you deserved it (10044)

On 04/18/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

#21394468
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32306) - you deserved it (4927)

On 04/16/2015 at 1:04am - intimacy - by Evra (woman) - United States

Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML

#21393655
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28434) - you deserved it (1940)

On 04/14/2015 at 5:50pm - misc - by spitty (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonalds but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

#21393641
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29158) - you deserved it (2422)

On 04/14/2015 at 5:17pm - kids - by Pandistoteles - United States

Today, my son invited me to his first standup comedy gig. I accepted, only to later suffer through an hour of the worst jokes I've heard in my entire life. It was so bad, he made Dane Cook look like a comic genius, and I had to resist heckling him. Hours later, I still feel vaguely suicidal. FML

#21392908
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26433) - you deserved it (5139)

On 04/13/2015 at 11:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML

#21392816
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34161) - you deserved it (2825)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:43am - love - by whymanwhy (woman) - Czech Republic



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