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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 7575
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About luxlarius : This app is dead... and I'm 14
Been on this app since 2012
#Startedfromthebottomnowerehere

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Visits<b>hurtfeet</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 6:17pm<b>abv96</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 7:12pm<b>noelsom7</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 8:18pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 9:36pm<b>ThatOtherMegan</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 6:01am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 7:59pm<b>my_account_</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 3:26pm<b>omutine</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 3:47pm<b>XxFikzlovexX</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 11:06pm<b>arasx0</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 6:30pm<b>lil_miss_simran</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 3:41am<b>Amber_Naomy</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 11:41am<b>phuck19</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 7:04pm<b>brasiliano</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 4:00pm<b>Hans182</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 6:52am<b>Gauzy21</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 2:32pm<b>jillylamb</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 5:00pm<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 11:15am

Fucked!<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 2:36am<b>omutine</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 8:48pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 12:34am<b>michouchoubou</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 11:54am<b>Amber_Naomy</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 5:21pm

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luxlarius's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML

#21395729
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8396) - you deserved it (3010)

On 04/18/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

#21394468
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26573) - you deserved it (4254)

On 04/16/2015 at 1:04am - intimacy - by Evra (woman) - United States

Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML

#21393655
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25741) - you deserved it (1707)

On 04/14/2015 at 5:50pm - misc - by spitty (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonalds but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

#21393641
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25808) - you deserved it (2068)

On 04/14/2015 at 5:17pm - kids - by Pandistoteles - United States

Today, my son invited me to his first standup comedy gig. I accepted, only to later suffer through an hour of the worst jokes I've heard in my entire life. It was so bad, he made Dane Cook look like a comic genius, and I had to resist heckling him. Hours later, I still feel vaguely suicidal. FML

#21392908
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24733) - you deserved it (4895)

On 04/13/2015 at 11:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML

#21392816
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31542) - you deserved it (2739)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:43am - love - by whymanwhy (woman) - Czech Republic

Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML

#21392745
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26732) - you deserved it (2921)

On 04/13/2015 at 1:35am - intimacy - by bigmouthedmommy - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my rabidly religious brother how two transvestites can buy fish at Petco while he's buying the same fish at the same Petco, and it doesn't equate to hitting on him. It's been two hours, and he's still sitting outside my door reading Bible verses and praying aggressively. FML

#21392651
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27040) - you deserved it (2305)

On 04/12/2015 at 10:51pm - misc - by mademoiselle meurtre (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML

#21392458
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27574) - you deserved it (4802)

On 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was called a fascist and accused of being "racist" against poor people, all because some crazy meth-mouthed bitch couldn't afford some booze and expected me to cut the price by almost 40% so she could. FML

#21392314
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26103) - you deserved it (1843)

On 04/12/2015 at 11:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my family checked into a hotel for spring break. The first thing my brother did was steal all the bars of soap and bottles of shampoo. He's now guarding them, and hissing at anyone that tries to take them. I just want to take a shower. FML

#21392089
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25709) - you deserved it (2479)

On 04/11/2015 at 11:05pm - kids - by ShampooThief - United States

Today, my parents, my aunt and her husband went out to dinner. There, my aunt told us that she was pregnant, and out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML

#21387788
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24571) - you deserved it (14574)

On 04/04/2015 at 11:06pm - kids - by TKPhai - United States (California)

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

#21387302
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33931) - you deserved it (2337)

On 04/04/2015 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had to give a presentation at school about King Richard III. I realized too late that someone had changed his name to "King Dick" on all the slides. My little sister later broke into hysterics and confessed this had been her April Fool's prank. FML

#21386448
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27560) - you deserved it (2484)

On 04/02/2015 at 10:21am - misc - by King.Dick. (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML

#21386342
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37011) - you deserved it (2077)

On 04/02/2015 at 2:43am - health - by usadisvet (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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