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Today, I was playing World of Warcraft, when all of a sudden, I remembered I was supposed to be at a wedding. I was 25 minutes late to my own wedding. FML

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281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22178) - you deserved it (89108)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML

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153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53047) - you deserved it (11564)

On 09/10/2013 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by CityBoysNow - United States (Missouri)

Today, a customer was rude to me, and I was rude back. He then asked for my manager, and I told him I was the store manager. He then identified himself as the corporate owner. FML

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175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14131) - you deserved it (49967)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:43pm - work - by T_Willl -

Today, 3 of the 4 stalls were occupied in the rest room. I took the 4th stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in a long time. Next, I hear "Hey, how's it going?". I was CORRECTLY identified by a co-worker hearing me fart. FML

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On 04/30/2009 at 10:55am - work - by RckRagman (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (91257) - you deserved it (8581)

On 03/27/2009 at 1:12am - love - by w00tz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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