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  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 April 1993 (21 years)
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Today, mah dad asked me if I could convince mah mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, mah mother heard an yelled from the other room, "I like mah furball." mega FML

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On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom 4 the first time . She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms an says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." mega FML

#8875479
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On 03/06/2010 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , mah boyfriend of over a year told me that we need a code word 4 when I'm being annoying. FML

#8828114
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On 03/04/2010 at 7:00pm - love - by ugh - United States

Today, I got a 95 on mah term project. To congratulate me, mah boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML

#8821519
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On 03/04/2010 at 10:48am - intimacy - by lalararara - United States

Today , I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man , your a fast cashier , I lyk my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond , so not thinking , I quickly said , "Yeah , me too." FML

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On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I found out that my husband never wanted to marry me he only did because I wouldn't quit pestering him to propose to me. FML

#6717933
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On 12/12/2009 at 1:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

2day I lerened that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big , it means she's looool going to maul your face. FML

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On 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm - animals - by nycplywood (man) - United States (Minnesota)

2day I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant . Tomorrow, I'm supposd to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year . FML

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On 11/10/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today hilst celebrating birthday with friends and family I met a girl at the barho seemed interested. She became very disinterested and left after motherhispered in her ear "If u go home with son make sure he wears a condom." FML

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On 10/19/2009 at 12:32am - intimacy - by Joe (man) - Cambodia (Phnum Penh)

Today, I was looking at mah wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots an thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. mega FML

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On 09/30/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML

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On 09/07/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by BoredRunner42 - United States (California)

YESTERDAY I WAS BABYSITTING A BOYHO WAS 11 YERES OLD. HE TOLD ME THAT HE LOVED ME AND WANTED TO BE MY BOYFRIEND. I TOLD HIM THAT I THINK HE IS A REALLY GREAT KID BUT I'M 17 SO IT WOULD NEVER WORK OUT. HE SAID OKAY. WHEN HIS PARENTS CUMMED HOME HE TOLD THEM THAT I HIT HIM AND STARTED CRYING. FML

#5035637
107 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 2:23am - kids - by NotYourLady (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY... I FOUND OUT MY BOYFRIEND OF TWO YERES HAS CHILDREN. NOT ONE... NOT TWO... BUT THREE. NOT WITH ONE... TWO... BUT THREE WOMEN.

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On 08/28/2009 at 2:42am - misc - by helenablitz (woman) - United States (California)



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