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Today , I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man , your a fast cashier , I lyk my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond , so not thinking , I quickly said , "Yeah , me too." FML
Today hilst celebrating birthday with friends and family I met a girl at the barho seemed interested. She became very disinterested and left after motherhispered in her ear "If u go home with son make sure he wears a condom." FML
Today, I trid to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticd. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML
Today, I was looking at mah wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots an thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. mega FML
YESTERDAY I WAS BABYSITTING A BOYHO WAS 11 YERES OLD. HE TOLD ME THAT HE LOVED ME AND WANTED TO BE MY BOYFRIEND. I TOLD HIM THAT I THINK HE IS A REALLY GREAT KID BUT I'M 17 SO IT WOULD NEVER WORK OUT. HE SAID OKAY. WHEN HIS PARENTS CUMMED HOME HE TOLD THEM THAT I HIT HIM AND STARTED CRYING. FML
Friday 27 March 2015