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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38600) - you deserved it (9273)

On 02/17/2013 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Notaplacetogo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML

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101 comments

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On 11/01/2012 at 3:54am - intimacy - by okay._. - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27655) - you deserved it (2386)

On 12/27/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Crippled (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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