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Today, I was riding in tha car with my boyfriand. Whila ha was driving, I hald out my hand as an offar fir him to hold it. Instaad, ha grabs ma by tha wrist an shova my hand down his pants. Lovaly. FML
Today..!! I cummd home and found out that mah new roommate...ho smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week..!! had smashd mah $300 bong cuz "wed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill u slowly." real FML
Friday 27 March 2015