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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 February 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today my mother met my in-laws for the first time. She had been an alcoholic and had us sent to foster care 15 years ago. My husband told his parents this behind my back a while ago. When they asked her about it, she denied everything. His entire family now thinks I lie for attention. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37714) - you deserved it (3895)

On 04/17/2013 at 5:57pm - misc - by the attention seeker (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45469) - you deserved it (8040)

On 02/17/2013 at 10:50am - love - by Cheyennereed - United States (South Carolina)



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