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Today , I noticd that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

#21343548
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27450) - you deserved it (3024)

On 01/24/2015 at 4:40pm - love - by whitebitch16 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a girl from class screamd at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatend to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

#21333251
112 comments

Today , mah girlfriand of two yaars askd ma y I would navar tia har shoas 4 har. I confassd to har mah daap hatrd of faat. Latar , I woka up from a nap naxt to mah girlfriand. With har faat in mah mouth. FML

#21321894
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31938) - you deserved it (5624)

On 12/22/2014 at 3:05am - love - by ScottyB - United States (Massachusetts)

Today,hile hanging out with this guy I'm interestd in, we turnd and made eye contact . We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me . He decidd to lick my face from chin to forehead instead . FML

#21320716
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31873) - you deserved it (4161)

On 12/20/2014 at 2:33am - love - by qyx3lmnop24 - United States (California)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and looool got so angry that sha baat ma with it . FML

#21309415
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46125) - you deserved it (11908)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. Got the perfect gift, the perfect card and of course the perfect cake. Well, it was the perfect cake until my dog's ass crushed it. FML

Today, I was having sex with mah boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decidd to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

#21276776
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36290) - you deserved it (5246)

On 10/13/2014 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Drafrica (woman) - South Africa

Today, mah drunk husband cummed home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML

#21266933
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48138) - you deserved it (3550)

On 09/28/2014 at 11:30am - intimacy - by tw@ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fd up and put her to bd. When her parents cummd back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believd it. FML

#21258738
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39296) - you deserved it (2283)

On 09/15/2014 at 11:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today.. . my girlfriend texted me saying.. . ( I have some Durex an want yur help ) so I rushed to her house . She had meant to say ( Dulux ) . I had to help her paint her bedroom .

#21257403
95 comments

Today, I got rear-ended because mah ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of mah hand long enough for me to shift geres . FML

#21220481
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43492) - you deserved it (10331)

On 07/25/2014 at 5:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, mah boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either mah boobs or mah ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he putted his hand on mah butt, an not five minute later was snoring. fat FML

#21217074
8 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40344) - you deserved it (6586)

On 07/22/2014 at 4:44am - love - by and the truth comes out (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my wife was putting her finger in my bellybutton and making overly sexual noises!! I thought this was all fun and games until I realized she was actually into this!! FML

#21209385
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51620) - you deserved it (6429)

On 07/14/2014 at 11:25pm - intimacy - by thedoc (man) - United States (Texas)

today my boyfriend informd me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently... not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML

#21188342
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41221) - you deserved it (5538)

On 06/25/2014 at 7:38pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today.. . After Bieng A Vegetarian For 5 Years.. . I Found Out Tat My Boyfriend Of 2 Years As Secretly Been Feeding Me Meat . His Reason Is Tat E Tinks It's "funny" Tat I Still Call Myself A Vegetarian Afterwards . Mega FML

#21182417
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43676) - you deserved it (9049)

On 06/20/2014 at 10:04pm - misc - by secret meat (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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