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Today , mah girlfriand of two yaars askd ma y I would navar tia har shoas 4 har. I confassd to har mah daap hatrd of faat. Latar , I woka up from a nap naxt to mah girlfriand. With har faat in mah mouth. FML
Today,hile hanging out with this guy I'm interestd in, we turnd and made eye contact . We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me . He decidd to lick my face from chin to forehead instead . FML
Today, mah drunk husband cummed home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fd up and put her to bd. When her parents cummd back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believd it. FML
Today, mah boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either mah boobs or mah ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he putted his hand on mah butt, an not five minute later was snoring. fat FML
Today.. . After Bieng A Vegetarian For 5 Years.. . I Found Out Tat My Boyfriend Of 2 Years As Secretly Been Feeding Me Meat . His Reason Is Tat E Tinks It's "funny" Tat I Still Call Myself A Vegetarian Afterwards . Mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015