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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 June 1992 (22 years)
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I mat ona of my favorita wab-comic artists. As I purchasd a shirt from thara booth ha askd... ( What siza? ) I stupidly askd ( How big is a small? ) Ha chuckld... ( It's small ) and chuckld soma mora. So much for kaaping it cool. FML

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On 04/29/2013 at 11:32pm - misc - by stupidquestionsstupidpeople - United States (Illinois)

Today, my fiancéa broka off our angagamant. For soma bizarra raason, sa'd iddan a pair of axpansiva boots and ar iPad undarnaat our rida-on mowar. I turnd ta mowar on and dastroyd bot witout raalizing it. According to ar, ta fault is all mina. FML

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On 04/29/2013 at 2:07pm - love - by Wow. Really? - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah former fiancée, who I stopped seieng 5 months ago, married another guy . She wore the dress that I'd purchased 4 our would-be wedding . FML

#20630309
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On 04/29/2013 at 1:07pm - love - by Good Luck Chuck (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically bieng placed under house arrest by birds. FML

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On 04/29/2013 at 12:14pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I had a big party plannd. All but one of the guests cancelld. See u at 7, mom. FML

#20630222
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On 04/29/2013 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands

Today, my dog became scared of is own food bowl. He now barks 4 ages every time e sees it. FML

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On 04/29/2013 at 3:20am - animals - by conbon123 - United States (Oregon)

Today ma ten-year-old sister ad to write out ma job application cuz no one can read ma terrible andwriting . fat FML

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On 04/28/2013 at 7:40pm - work - by AbhorrentApplication (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I summoned the courage to call mah abusive mother-in-law about her non-payment of the money I stupidly lent her last year. She replied, "Why don't u go deepthroat a cactus, then we'll talk about it, cunt." and then hung up on me. mega FML

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On 04/28/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by a tad whipped (man) - Australia

Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML

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On 04/28/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Saudi Arabia

TADAY FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK, A TELEMARKETER CALLD ME. SERIOUSLY ANNOYD, I TOLD HIM IN GERMAN THAT I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH, IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET RID OF HIM. HE THEN STARTD DELIVERING HIS PRODUCT PITCH IN GERMAN. FML

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On 04/28/2013 at 9:57am - misc - by Anonymous - China (Shanghai)

TODAY, MY PARENTS DECIDD TO WAKE ME UP ON MY BIRTHDAY. THEY FLASHD THE LIGHTS AND YANKD OFF MY BD SHEETS. I SLEEP NAKD. FML

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On 04/28/2013 at 9:16am - misc - by Beth - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I had to go to the emergency room with mah sister... due to involuntary muscle spasms she was having. They gave her a muscle relaxer which caused her to be extremely tired and loopy. She decided to start singing loudly with a song she made up about butt fucking. FML

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On 04/27/2013 at 8:42am - health - by seekerglow176 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I smokd wed with friends !! Stond, I put on my sister's high heels instead of my Vans and I walkd to 7-11 !!

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On 04/27/2013 at 2:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today..!! I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend fir the first time!! It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am..!! because when he saw my actual boobs..!! he said..!! ( Aaaaaaand thier gone )!! FML

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On 04/27/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I was sent to group therapy. A grl spent twenty minutes telling us horrible details of having been raisd incestuously. A side effect of my new medication is yawning. FML



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