Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 360
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

lumberjack_luke's page activity

Visits<b>random_stuff</b> - the 03/19/2014 at 1:58pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 02/24/2014 at 6:00pm<b>xadoringx</b> - the 01/28/2014 at 8:29pm<b>sniper1321123</b> - the 01/28/2014 at 4:49am<b>Larissa24</b> - the 01/27/2014 at 9:41pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 01/25/2014 at 4:01pm<b>El_Mojiiito</b> - the 01/25/2014 at 11:55am<b>Kateyez_26</b> - the 01/24/2014 at 2:38am<b>chevycop</b> - the 01/18/2014 at 11:05pm<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 01/18/2014 at 12:07pm<b>carleybeak</b> - the 01/17/2014 at 10:30pm<b>tvwrestler98</b> - the 12/28/2013 at 1:12pm<b>Thursdayxo</b> - the 12/23/2013 at 3:50pm<b>OhMyOhMila</b> - the 12/21/2013 at 7:02pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 11/09/2013 at 11:49am<b>melisssahelou</b> - the 10/27/2013 at 2:28pm<b>courtneycookie</b> - the 10/07/2013 at 12:19am<b>germy21</b> - the 09/21/2013 at 1:39am

lumberjack_luke's FML badges

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.


You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

See all of lumberjack_luke's badges

lumberjack_luke's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML


I agree, your life sucks (53673) - you deserved it (3850)

On 07/25/2013 at 6:55am - misc - by chumpslolo - United States (Ohio)

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: