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by RIPcareer / 10/18/2015 at 3:18pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/18/2015 at 1:00pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by Anonymous / 02/21/2015 at 9:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by facepalm / 07/22/2013 at 4:19pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/22/2013 at 3:08pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain) / Miscellaneous
Today, I've been bedridden for the past two weeks. My boyfriend casually remarked that he understands now why some people cheat on their seriously-ill partners. Thanks for adding to the stress, sweetie. FML
by Anonymous / 07/22/2013 at 2:30pm / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Love
by FUCK / 07/22/2013 at 2:29pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by nowimbroketoo / 07/22/2013 at 1:47pm / Australia (Victoria) / Work
Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML
by Anonymous / 07/22/2013 at 12:53pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/22/2013 at 11:58am / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Miscellaneous
by xXxXxTOBIxX / 07/22/2013 at 7:49am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML
by Anonymous / 07/22/2013 at 4:47am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love
Today, after a church service, a man approached me as I was walking to my car. He had tears in his eyes and politely asked if I would pray with him. He asked if we could hold hands. As I reached out to hold his hands, the bitch snatched my purse and ran. FML
by HillaryAngelic / 07/22/2013 at 3:09am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
by 27161697 / 07/22/2013 at 12:45am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by sabrinatarmine_ / 07/21/2013 at 10:35pm / United States (California) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…