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lulu121893
  • Town/Country : Chicago, Illinois
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 December 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 310
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

#17296721
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I agree, your life sucks (20010) - you deserved it (1310)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored I made a "to do" list for the week. FML

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203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25583) - you deserved it (1564)

On 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by RJB - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30342) - you deserved it (3378)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9858) - you deserved it (43838)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

#15333405
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16258) - you deserved it (69676)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML

#15261290
180 comments

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On 03/10/2011 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anon (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML

#15229654
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10956) - you deserved it (36939)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by lolzboss - United States (Virginia)



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